October 20, 2016<\/p>\n
So foul-mouthed slut and perennial skank Madonna has injected herself into this tawdry presidential election by announcing during a Madison Square Garden event that, \u201cIf you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob.\u201d\u00a0 \u201cAnd I\u2019m good,\u201d the 58-year old has-been continued, \u201cI\u2019m not a tool.\u00a0 I take my time.\u201d\u00a0 Perhaps not enough time to do it right, however, as the slatternly strumpet has been unable to hold on to two husbands and has been ditched more times than a poor driver on icy roads.\u00a0 Nevertheless, one can almost hear Hillary\u2019s lecherous pedophile husband gleefully revving up the jet engines for the Garden at the prospect of a whore like Madonna entering the Clinton camp\u2014\u201cStronger Together,\u201d indeed.<\/p>\n
Since Hillary long ago abdicated conjugal relations with Slick Willy to White House interns and underage girls, she no doubt welcomes someone as vile as she to service the withering, amoral ex-president.\u00a0 This frees her to spend more time muff-diving Huma Abedin, who has her own hands full trying to distance herself from Anthony \u201cCarlos Danger\u201d Weiner, her repugnant ex-congressman husband who is currently trying to parry criminal charges for sexting underage girls (do you see a theme here?) with his infant child present.\u00a0 They\u2019re a real bunch of class acts these degenerate Democrats who have spent the last two weeks feigning indignation that Donald Trump engaged in locker room badinage eleven years ago during a private conversation.<\/p>\n
But, alas, Slick Willy may be disappointed to discover that Democrats don\u2019t keep their promises, so the infelicitously named Madonna may not be guzzling the ex-prez\u2019s AIDS-infected jizz after all.\u00a0 No word yet on if Michelle Obama has been shaken to her core.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
October 20, 2016 So foul-mouthed slut and perennial skank Madonna has injected herself into this tawdry presidential election by announcing during a Madison Square Garden event that, \u201cIf you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob.\u201d\u00a0 \u201cAnd I\u2019m good,\u201d the 58-year old has-been continued, \u201cI\u2019m not a tool.\u00a0 I take my time.\u201d\u00a0 … Continue reading Like A Virgin?? Hardly!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[477,475,480,474,312,418,426,476,478,228,212,481,466,479,257],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/palmdown.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/palmdown.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/palmdown.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/palmdown.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/palmdown.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=112"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/palmdown.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":115,"href":"https:\/\/palmdown.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112\/revisions\/115"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/palmdown.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/palmdown.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/palmdown.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}