{"id":256,"date":"2019-10-01T04:07:40","date_gmt":"2019-10-01T04:07:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/palmdown.com\/?p=256"},"modified":"2019-10-01T04:13:20","modified_gmt":"2019-10-01T04:13:20","slug":"nothing-to-sneeze-at","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/palmdown.com\/?p=256","title":{"rendered":"Nothing To Sneeze At"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>September 30, 2019<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_257\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-257\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/palmdown.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/amirite.com_-e1569902578357.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-257\" src=\"https:\/\/palmdown.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/amirite.com_-e1569902578357.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"323\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-257\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The world&#8217;s foremost health expert<br \/>(amirite.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Because liberals can never seem to get enough of telling others exactly how to live their lives, Oprah Winfrey admonished us all to heed her advice and get our flu shots.\u00a0 After developing a case of pneumonia from an overseas trip, Winfrey spoke on the &#8220;The Ellen DeGeneres Show,&#8221; and mooed, &#8220;Don&#8217;t play with it, get your flu shots.\u00a0 Get your pneumonia shots.\u00a0 It&#8217;s nothing to play with.\u00a0 It takes people out.\u00a0 But I&#8217;m telling you, it changed the way I look at wellness.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>As much as I do love getting &#8220;wellness&#8221; advice from a woman who&#8217;s spent her entire public life 80 pounds overweight, I think I can take quite good care of myself without her fat ass butting in.\u00a0 When it was noted that &#8220;TODAY&#8221; anchor Savannah Guthrie and &#8220;The View&#8221; host Whoopi Goldberg were also recently afflicted with the same infection, it occurred to me:\u00a0 Maybe it&#8217;s just a virus that affects unattractive, liberal, loudmouth asshole talk show hosts.\u00a0 If so, I&#8217;m rooting for a pandemic.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>September 30, 2019 Because liberals can never seem to get enough of telling others exactly how to live their lives, Oprah Winfrey admonished us all to heed her advice and get our flu shots.\u00a0 After developing a case of pneumonia from an overseas trip, Winfrey spoke on the &#8220;The Ellen DeGeneres Show,&#8221; and mooed, &#8220;Don&#8217;t &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/palmdown.com\/?p=256\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Nothing To Sneeze At<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[582,95,580,92,578,574,581,577,576,575],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/palmdown.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/palmdown.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/palmdown.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/palmdown.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/palmdown.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=256"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/palmdown.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":262,"href":"https:\/\/palmdown.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256\/revisions\/262"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/palmdown.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/palmdown.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/palmdown.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}