June 23, 2019
(Courtesy of NBCnews.com)
Good morning, boys and girls. Let’s play a game. I’m going to submit a list of 14 “shithole” cities followed by a date. Let’s see if you can guess the significance of said dates, keeping in mind that these cities represent the worst this country has to offer. These are all cities rife with police corruption and political malfeasance, out of control drug use, vagrancy, and sky high crime rates; many have fallen into bankruptcy. Sanctuary cities all. Let’s have a go!!
- Detroit 1962
- Los Angeles 1961
- San Francisco 1964
- Chicago 1931
- Philadelphia 1952
- Baltimore 1967
- Newark 1953
- Houston 1982
- Seattle 1969
- New Orleans 1872
- St. Louis 1949
- Oakland 1977
- Washington D.C. 1961
- New York City 2001
Give up yet? These dates represent the last time the respective cities had anything other than Democratic mayors. Of the 14, eight have never seen a Republican mayor in my lifetime, and I’m 55 years old.
New York City looks like the outlier here, with Republican Rudy Giuliani having helmed the dump in 2001, but fear not: Giuliani was an aberration. You have to go back to 1971 to find a Republican prior to Rudy, and indeed, Gotham City has only produced four Republican mayors in the last 103 years.
Bonus points to Los Angeles, which has reported several cases of bubonic plague (yes, that bubonic plague), and many cases of typhus, due to rampant rat infestation, unchecked immigration, garbage everywhere, and “homeless” who like to shit in the streets. Eric Garcetti, Nancy Pelosi, and Gavin Newsom have a solution: bring in more unvetted illegals from Mexico, the country that features 12 of the 50 cities with the highest homicide rates in the world. Central and South American cities as a whole account for 41 of the aforementioned 50 cities with highest homicide rates, but FaceTuck Nancy and soy boys Eric and Gavin will tell you that the caravans making their way north are full of Rhodes Scholars and budding young engineers just waiting for a shot at the American Dream.
All the Democrats need, they say, is to be rid of those pesky, racist Republicans, and, of course, more of your taxpayer dollars!! LOL!! You just can’t fix stupid!