Tag: Rachel Maddow

And Just Why Does James Comey Warrant a Motorcade?

May 9, 2017

 

Donald, I LOVE YOU!!!  Just when you start to lose me with your feeble health insurance bill and your budget capitulation on The Wall, you go to your long suit and make Democratic/Progressive heads explode!!!  The Donald’s firing of James Comey was long overdue—the former FBI Director is an egotistical, waffling, and incompetent Washington hack whose list of failures and oversights is long–but if I’d had any idea how the Left would foam at the mouth and wet their pants, I would have stocked up on popcorn days ago and settled into my recliner to watch the show.

Surfing the cable landscape was never so much fun as it was tonight watching Lawrence O’Donnell pull the strings of his dour and predictable guests who gasped that Comey’s dismissal signaled the end of the Union.  And it was sheer delight watching Muff Dive Maddow take shots at the only President who has ever had the nuts to bypass the dead in the water mainstream media and fight back on his own terms.  Never mind that for months Democrats have been calling for Comey’s head because, after all, it was he that caused Coattails Hillary to burp up the biggest slam dunk of all elections. Tonight, it was scandalous that Comey was given the heave-ho, presumably at the behest of Vladimir Putin, or birthers, or deplorables, or racists, or fascists, or whoever happens to be currently hiding under the beds of the left-wing scum infesting our nation.

O’Donnell employed dreary Neera Tanden to lament this broadside on our Constitution, while David Frum, who will probably change his mind tomorrow on this highly warranted firing, opined that this “was an attack on the integrity—not just of law enforcement—but of our defense against a foreign cyberattack on the processes of American democracy.”  WHEW!!  Got all that?  Good thing Frum was at happy hour when Hillary was selling off our uranium assets to the Russians for a cool $145 million and Obama was telling former Russian President Dmitri Medvedev, “This is my last election…after my election, I’ll have more flexibility.”  Russian ties, indeed!

O’Donnell, for his part, knew the Comey firing was serious potatoes when he learned that “Camera Time” Chuck Schumer called it a Trump cover-up and was insisting that all members of the Senate be seated tomorrow morning at 9 am for what we can only guess will be another auto-erotic Schumer grandstanding.  After all, there must be momentous work to be done if the liars and thieves that do our country’s business are actually supposed to show up to work on time.  Momentous enough that even Brian Williams came home from his rigorous combat duty to lambaste the President.

So troubling was Comey’s dismissal that the various networks and cable outlets zeroed in on the erstwhile director as he rode a heavy motorcade down the Los Angeles freeways and then left LAX on a private plane.  None of the crack journalists, who stand up for the little guy, after all, bothered to speculate on why an FBI director warrants a full motorcade and a private jet.  Then again, they haven’t lost a lot of sleep over their savior Obama chalking up a $400,000 windfall for a speech to the Wall Street “fat cats” he spent eight years demonizing, or another $30,000 A MINUTE (that’s $3 million) for 100 minutes of sermonizing in Italy last week.  It’s 1789 France all over again with the gulf between the haves and the have-nots widening by the day as our mainstream media pretends to care while looking the other way and tilting at windmills involving Russian boogeymen, transgender bathrooms, and Play-doh at exam time for our effete millennials.

Keep a drainin’ the swamp, Donald!!

My Fellow Americans, Our Long National Nightmare is Over!

January 20, 2017

 

As Marine One soared into the sky this afternoon, so too did my spirits at the notion that the United States of America is now in the hands of a capable person who will put the country first and not pander to every low-rent, fringe group that wants to assault our traditions, take away our rights, and demand its own bathrooms.  Obama was whisked away, and has, at long last, taken his last free ride on the tax-payer funded transportation that he has so long abused, gallivanting about the palatial spreads of his well-heeled donors and flitting about the golf courses of our great country, all the while lecturing (my could he lecture!) the unwashed masses about their carbon footprints.

‘Tis a great day, indeed.  The most spiteful, vindictive, dishonest, divisive, condescending, and anti-American president we’ve ever had is now relegated to the dustbin of Oval Office failures.  History will probably treat him kindly as it is written largely by the mendacious left-wing media that drools over him–and believes that electing a first black, female, or transgender president is more important than actual ability–but the rest of us know better.

Obama spoke of hope and change, transforming the country, enacting Obamacare and carbon trade-offs, and welcoming third-world refugees that want to harm us, but those policies were in the process of being reversed even as the anointed one lifted off into the Washington, D.C. sky.  Obama’s real legacy was on full display mere blocks from where President Trump was being sworn in.  It was there that the unemployed crybabies, sore losers, snowflakes, racists, and rioters that were always Obama’s core constituency threw rocks at police, broke windows, vandalized cars, started fires, and channeled the sociopathic and violent behavior that their hateful savior always encouraged.  Behold the tolerance of the left!!

The vainglorious Obama, who did his level best to trip up Trump and kick over the Monopoly board with his petty, last-minute executive actions, is now gone, hopefully to never return in any meaningful way other than to serve as the yardstick for utter failure.

In some aspects, however, it was business as usual.  The lying left-wing media, most notably CNN and MSNBC, was still doing what it does best:  shilling for the Democrats and trying to piss on Trump’s parade.  CNN showed the rioters alongside a graphic that said, “The Inauguration of Donald Trump,” and “Protesters, Police Clash Blocks from Parade Route.”  The obvious and cheap attempt to conflate Trump with violence has fallen flat as everyone has seen with their own eyes which side always initiates the violence and vitriol.  One CNN talking head spoke of “civil disobedience,” clearly displaying, at once, not only his lack of journalistic integrity, but his ignorance of the meaning of the word “civil.”

Meanwhile, over at MSNBC, Rachel Maddow, Chris Matthews, and Brian Williams, still in the dark about the meaning of November’s election, denigrated large swaths of the American people and chortled about what they perceived to be Trump’s inability to manage the organization of the Republican convention or his own inaugural parade.  What they didn’t mention was that Trump swamped them at the polls.

Brian Williams huffed that the parade, which featured a small phalanx of tractors, was “part tractor pull”, a haughty and dismissive repudiation of the people who don’t lie about being shot at in combat, but instead roll up their sleeves and go to work every morning.  Matthews, as the Trump family walked onto the review stand, intoned that “They look like the Romanovs,” which spoken by anyone but an accredited left-wing loon would be deemed Russophobic and hateful by those exactly like Matthews.  I won’t give Matthews credit for being smart enough to make that reference as a nod to the  manufactured “Russian meddling” that Hillary and her bootlickers are using as their most recent excuse for her November ass-kicking.

Maddow continued her “Trump illegitimacy” campaign by noting that the new president is employing his son-in-law Jared Kushner as an adviser, in what Maddow perceives to be a violation of nepotism laws.  “Well he is a licensed real estate agent,” Maddow sneered in trying to malign Kushner’s lack of political experience.  She and her clueless ilk still don’t understand that political lifers are precisely the reason Trump won the election.  But the richest irony came from the fact that literally seconds before her Kushner smear, Maddow and her band of unmerry men were waxing rhapsodic about Democratic icon John Kennedy who—wait for it—hired his brother to be Attorney General!!

Ah, great days are ahead.  The country has been saved, at least for the moment, from the nasty, silence-the-opposition-at-any-cost Democrats, and the rest of us can look forward to four years of teeth-gnashing and caterwauling from Obama and Hillary’s dim-witted followers.  We, the people, have seized back the reins, and tonight the White House won’t be lit up in rainbow colors, but in the colors of the good ol’ Red, White, and Blue!