Daily Musings on the Wacko Left

September 24, 2019

As the left’s constant hand-wringing and hectoring about climate change begins to fall more and more on deaf ears, the amoral savages in charge of the movement have done what the left always does: they sink into the primordial swamp. This time it’s by enlisting petulant little scold Greta Thunberg to do their bidding. This dead-eyed little freak, with mental instabilities too numerous to list here, has been used–terrified and coerced into doing the left’s business by shrieking at a bunch of UN patsies about how she’d like to change the world. It’s yet another sign of the apocalypse, but merely business as usual for the left. Only they would cede control of such a momentous issue to a 16-year old who upon reaching high school will surely be voted “Most Likely To Shoot Up a Schoolyard.” An utterly chilling vacant stare–the ultimate liberal.

Eco Stepford
(nationalobserver.com)
An Elizabeth Warren in the Making

 

 

 

 


Meanwhile, back at the ranch and on the very same day, while the liberal, loudmouth, do-nothing Democrats in Sacramento were flapping their gums, a “conservative activist” was rolling up his sleeves and doing some actual work. Scott Presler took a team of volunteers to Los Angeles’ skid row and removed 50 tons of filth and garbage off the streets. Take a look at this before and after video of his work.

 

It takes a Trump-loving conservative to clean up in one day what all the douchebag celebrity liberals and holier than thou assholes have never even attempted to do. It just goes to show the clean-up can easily be accomplished in other Democratic shithole cities (Presler has performed this work in Baltimore and other cities as well) if only the liberals would get off their asses instead of braying mindless platitudes about homelessness and flogging Donald Trump 24/7.

Alas, as the story always goes, whatever good a conservative does is bound to be undone by the scumbags on the left. While Presler was fighting the good fight, the eco ankle-biters skipping school to scream at the sky about climate change were leaving trash in their wake.

NYC Woke–Too Stupid To See The Irony
Detritus from anti-corporate “environmentalists.” Starbucks, anyone?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  • Because no day is complete without some good ol’ #MeToo, let’s check in on Hollywood, where serial sexual predator Andy Dick is fending off criminal charges for the most recent of his innumerable crotch grabs. Seems an unsuspecting Uber driver found the asshole’s hand in her lap and wasn’t too happy that he was clamming without a license.  Andy will get nothing but a slap on said hand because the rich and famous seem to get away with anything, and this beanpole scuzzbag has a complicit Hollywood that preaches incessantly, but continues to give him work. We are, after all, talking about a town that gives standing ovations to convicted rapists like Roman Polanski and lionizes fine human beings like Bill Clinton and Ted Kennedy.

But if old Andy wants to keep putting his hands where they don’t belong, he’d better learn to keep those hands up first. Relish this feel-good video of New Orleans resident David Hale landing a haymaker to the comedian’s melon, delivered from a windup that would make Juan Marichal envious.  Seems they don’t take kindly to having their sacks pawed down in the Bayou!  Welcome to the real world, Andy! 

 

Marichal shows how to throw a punch
(pinterest.com)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  • And while we’re on the subject, here are a couple of beauties widely known for their championing of survivors and women’s causes.             
Hillary and Democratic mega-donor and sexual deviant Ed Buck who was arrested this month for murdering a gay lover.  Two men have died in Buck’s house in the last two years
(blavity.com)
Liberal Royalty
(texemarrs.com)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She cares about women
(thesteepletimes.com)
A cunt and a Weiner
(dailymail.co.uk)
26 times on the “Lolita Express”
(dailywire.com)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  • And finally from the “there but for the grace of Trump” files

 

A circus clown under the tent
(daily mail)

 

Steyer, Steyer, the Coal Mine Buyer

The Face You'd Love to Punch (Courtesy of Newsmax.com)
The Face You’d Love to Punch
(Courtesy of Newsmax.com)

July 9, 2019

Like the tectonic plates shifting beneath the state of California—that can’t soon enough dump that shithole into the sea—the Basket of Lunatics vying to get dusted by Trump is ever-changing.  Eric (I swallow) Swalwell finally saw the writing on the wall when at his last public appearance only 18 people showed up to see the smarmy, gun-grabbing douchebag whose only notoriety is shirking his elected duties to appear ad nauseam on television to spew his inanities.  The man (and I use the term extremely loosely) who was only able to gain office after California rigged their primaries to eliminate Republicans, finally bowed out after a rigorous three month campaign LOL!!!

But fear not.  Apparently the Democratic primary challenge is a zero-sum game because when one cynical, phony liberal exits the scene, another equally dim and mendacious scumbag takes his place.  Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Tom Steyer.  Just as Bernie Sanders ran three years ago as the “outsider” who had been in Congress for 25 years, Steyer brings his own brand of hypocrisy to the table.  Steyer is another asshole liberal who was born on third base but thinks he hit a triple, and has pledged to help the common man by “focusing on reducing the influence of corporations in politics.”

Another Douchebag Democrat Lecturing (Courtesy of Wattsupwiththat.com)
Another Douchebag Democrat Lecturing
(Courtesy of Wattsupwiththat.com)

Like all the emperors with no clothes, Steyer IS the corporation influencing politics.  This Yale and Stanford-educated moron started as a hedge fund manager and has worked for Morgan Stanley and Goldman Sachs.  Where he really made his bones, however, was with Farallon Capital, a company he founded which invested heavily in coal-mining companies including Maules Creek, an Australian coal mine beset by corruption issues and pushback from Australian citizens opposed to the destruction of the forest and surrounding lands within which the mine is located.  Those “unwoke” Aussies obviously didn’t get the memo that Steyer is a staunch environmentalist!!

So Steyer is going to run for president to dismantle the very system that allowed him to create the wealth to run for president, and he’ll also use his billions from the coal industry to sound the alarm on climate change.  You can’t make this shit up!!

Christine Pelosi. Seriously, Can't We Do Better? (AP Photo/Rich Pedroncelli)
Christine Pelosi. Seriously, Can’t We Do Better?
(AP Photo/Rich Pedroncelli)

And just because we can, let’s have a question of the day.  Would you ever date a Democratic woman?  Aside from being sued when you went in for your end-of-the-evening kiss, they’re all just whiny, unhappy, and shrill.  Have a look here at Christine Pelosi.  A Democratic stalwart like her bumbling, mumbling harpy of a mother, Pelosi here is the embodiment of the Democratic woman:  ugly, frumpy, and stupid, right down to the requisite LGBTQFKICLODY wristband.  Ugly, frumpy, and stupid is no way to go through life, Mrs. Blutarsky.  It would be funny if it weren’t so desperate.

You Just Can’t Fix Stupid!

June 23, 2019

Democratic Paradise (Courtesy of NBCnews.com)
Democratic Paradise
(Courtesy of NBCnews.com)

 

Good morning, boys and girls.  Let’s play a game.  I’m going to submit a list of 14 “shithole” cities followed by a date.  Let’s see if you can guess the significance of said dates, keeping in mind that these cities represent the worst this country has to offer.  These are all cities rife with police corruption and political malfeasance, out of control drug use, vagrancy, and sky high crime rates; many have fallen into bankruptcy.  Sanctuary cities all.  Let’s have a go!!

  1.  Detroit  1962
  2.  Los Angeles  1961
  3.  San Francisco  1964
  4.  Chicago  1931
  5.  Philadelphia  1952
  6.  Baltimore  1967
  7.  Newark  1953
  8.  Houston  1982
  9.  Seattle  1969
  10.  New Orleans  1872
  11.  St. Louis  1949
  12.  Oakland  1977
  13.  Washington D.C.  1961
  14.  New York City  2001

Give up yet?  These dates represent the last time the respective cities had anything other than Democratic mayors.  Of the 14, eight have never seen a Republican mayor in my lifetime, and I’m 55 years old.

New York City looks like the outlier here, with Republican Rudy Giuliani having helmed the dump in 2001, but fear not:  Giuliani was an aberration.  You have to go back to 1971 to find a Republican prior to Rudy, and indeed, Gotham City has only produced four Republican mayors in the last 103 years.

Bonus points to Los Angeles, which has reported several cases of bubonic plague (yes, that bubonic plague), and many cases of typhus, due to rampant rat infestation, unchecked immigration, garbage everywhere, and “homeless” who like to shit in the streets.  Eric Garcetti, Nancy Pelosi, and Gavin Newsom have a solution:  bring in more unvetted illegals from Mexico, the country that features 12 of the 50 cities with the highest homicide rates in the world.  Central and South American cities as a whole account for 41 of the aforementioned 50 cities with highest homicide rates, but FaceTuck Nancy and soy boys Eric and Gavin will tell you that the caravans making their way north are full of Rhodes Scholars and budding young engineers just waiting for a shot at the American Dream.

All the Democrats need, they say, is to be rid of those pesky, racist Republicans, and, of course, more of your taxpayer dollars!!  LOL!!  You just can’t fix stupid!

U.S. Immigration–The Best and The Brightest!

February 5, 2019

 

Rapper Savage 21 clearly stumped as he tries to put two and two together
(runthetrap.com)

 

Because America needs more imports like this, isn’t that right, liberals?

Rapper Savage 21 was arrested by ICE days ago for overstaying his visa by ten years, but liberals are outraged at the effrontery of enforcing the law.  The Brit native, who has lied his entire career about his roots to gain “street cred”, now rightly faces deportation from the country he has defiled ever since he moved here fourteen years ago.

His lawyer, Charles Kuck, well-steeped in mendacity and clearly devoid of shame, said this about the 26-year-old rapper born Sha Yaa Bin Abraham-Joseph in London:

“Mr. Abraham-Joseph is clearly not a danger to the community, and in fact, his contributions to local communities and schools that he grew up in are examples of the type of immigrant we want in America,” he wrote, vowing, “We and he will fight for his release, for his family, and his right to remain in our country.  No one would expect less from him.”

Since we can all agree diversity and immigration are what makes this country great, let’s run down the resume for this stalwart and “role model” according to his lawyer Dina LaPolt (one can never have too many lawyers when you’re a rapper).

1) One of 11 children raised by a single mother (always a prescription for success).  One brother shot dead during a drug deal gone bad.

2) Banned permanently from every school in DeKalb County, GA, in seventh grade for bringing a gun to school.

3) After completing eighth grade became a full-time drug dealer and joined a street gang affiliated with the “Bloods.”

4) At the age of 19, loses his best friend in a shootout.

5) On his 21st birthday, is shot six times in the same shootout that killed his brother.  (Reports differ on who was shot during which shootout–can’t keep them all straight LOL!!).

6) Convicted of felony drug charges in 2014.

7) Unmarried, has 3 children by at least two women.

Did I miss anything?

Fellow rapper Cardi B, who validates the premise that you’re known by the company you keep, had this to say on Instagram:

“Now let me get ghetto ….and for ya d*ck breath motherf**kers talking bout “sO hE nOt FrOm AtLaNta “ he grew up there !his kids and family live there and BLEW UP there with the support of the community he was raised in.Thank you @21savage for being really good friend to me and @offsetyrn and always coming thru when we need you .”

Rumor has it that was supposed to be English!

Cardi B’s resume includes membership in the “Bloods”, a career as a stripper, and an arrest for trying to arrange the beatings of two bartenders.  Always the eloquent voice of the rap world, this lovely young woman has made incisive observations like, “Ever since I started using guys, I feel so much better about myself. I feel so damn powerful.” 

In another Churchillian moment she intoned, “People be asking me, ‘What do you does? Are you a model? Are you, like, a comedian or something?’ Nah, I ain’t none of that. I’m a hoe. I’m a stripper hoe. I’m about this shmoney.”

Yes, folks, Savage 21 is what passes as a solid immigrant in the progressive world.  You can’t make it up! Keep it real, libs!

 

 

 

The Face Not Even a Mother Could Love

February 3, 2019

 

kathy-griffinKathy Griffin (courtesy of Faces of Death)

Take a look at this face!!  Now if that’s what was looking back at you in the mirror every morning, wouldn’t you be angry and unhinged every day, too?  That mug is one-stop shopping for bulimics!!  What really sends ol’ Kathy over the edge though is that she knows she’s far uglier on the inside.  MAGA!!!!!

And Just Why Does James Comey Warrant a Motorcade?

May 9, 2017

 

Donald, I LOVE YOU!!!  Just when you start to lose me with your feeble health insurance bill and your budget capitulation on The Wall, you go to your long suit and make Democratic/Progressive heads explode!!!  The Donald’s firing of James Comey was long overdue—the former FBI Director is an egotistical, waffling, and incompetent Washington hack whose list of failures and oversights is long–but if I’d had any idea how the Left would foam at the mouth and wet their pants, I would have stocked up on popcorn days ago and settled into my recliner to watch the show.

Surfing the cable landscape was never so much fun as it was tonight watching Lawrence O’Donnell pull the strings of his dour and predictable guests who gasped that Comey’s dismissal signaled the end of the Union.  And it was sheer delight watching Muff Dive Maddow take shots at the only President who has ever had the nuts to bypass the dead in the water mainstream media and fight back on his own terms.  Never mind that for months Democrats have been calling for Comey’s head because, after all, it was he that caused Coattails Hillary to burp up the biggest slam dunk of all elections. Tonight, it was scandalous that Comey was given the heave-ho, presumably at the behest of Vladimir Putin, or birthers, or deplorables, or racists, or fascists, or whoever happens to be currently hiding under the beds of the left-wing scum infesting our nation.

O’Donnell employed dreary Neera Tanden to lament this broadside on our Constitution, while David Frum, who will probably change his mind tomorrow on this highly warranted firing, opined that this “was an attack on the integrity—not just of law enforcement—but of our defense against a foreign cyberattack on the processes of American democracy.”  WHEW!!  Got all that?  Good thing Frum was at happy hour when Hillary was selling off our uranium assets to the Russians for a cool $145 million and Obama was telling former Russian President Dmitri Medvedev, “This is my last election…after my election, I’ll have more flexibility.”  Russian ties, indeed!

O’Donnell, for his part, knew the Comey firing was serious potatoes when he learned that “Camera Time” Chuck Schumer called it a Trump cover-up and was insisting that all members of the Senate be seated tomorrow morning at 9 am for what we can only guess will be another auto-erotic Schumer grandstanding.  After all, there must be momentous work to be done if the liars and thieves that do our country’s business are actually supposed to show up to work on time.  Momentous enough that even Brian Williams came home from his rigorous combat duty to lambaste the President.

So troubling was Comey’s dismissal that the various networks and cable outlets zeroed in on the erstwhile director as he rode a heavy motorcade down the Los Angeles freeways and then left LAX on a private plane.  None of the crack journalists, who stand up for the little guy, after all, bothered to speculate on why an FBI director warrants a full motorcade and a private jet.  Then again, they haven’t lost a lot of sleep over their savior Obama chalking up a $400,000 windfall for a speech to the Wall Street “fat cats” he spent eight years demonizing, or another $30,000 A MINUTE (that’s $3 million) for 100 minutes of sermonizing in Italy last week.  It’s 1789 France all over again with the gulf between the haves and the have-nots widening by the day as our mainstream media pretends to care while looking the other way and tilting at windmills involving Russian boogeymen, transgender bathrooms, and Play-doh at exam time for our effete millennials.

Keep a drainin’ the swamp, Donald!!

My Fellow Americans, Our Long National Nightmare is Over!

January 20, 2017

 

As Marine One soared into the sky this afternoon, so too did my spirits at the notion that the United States of America is now in the hands of a capable person who will put the country first and not pander to every low-rent, fringe group that wants to assault our traditions, take away our rights, and demand its own bathrooms.  Obama was whisked away, and has, at long last, taken his last free ride on the tax-payer funded transportation that he has so long abused, gallivanting about the palatial spreads of his well-heeled donors and flitting about the golf courses of our great country, all the while lecturing (my could he lecture!) the unwashed masses about their carbon footprints.

‘Tis a great day, indeed.  The most spiteful, vindictive, dishonest, divisive, condescending, and anti-American president we’ve ever had is now relegated to the dustbin of Oval Office failures.  History will probably treat him kindly as it is written largely by the mendacious left-wing media that drools over him–and believes that electing a first black, female, or transgender president is more important than actual ability–but the rest of us know better.

Obama spoke of hope and change, transforming the country, enacting Obamacare and carbon trade-offs, and welcoming third-world refugees that want to harm us, but those policies were in the process of being reversed even as the anointed one lifted off into the Washington, D.C. sky.  Obama’s real legacy was on full display mere blocks from where President Trump was being sworn in.  It was there that the unemployed crybabies, sore losers, snowflakes, racists, and rioters that were always Obama’s core constituency threw rocks at police, broke windows, vandalized cars, started fires, and channeled the sociopathic and violent behavior that their hateful savior always encouraged.  Behold the tolerance of the left!!

The vainglorious Obama, who did his level best to trip up Trump and kick over the Monopoly board with his petty, last-minute executive actions, is now gone, hopefully to never return in any meaningful way other than to serve as the yardstick for utter failure.

In some aspects, however, it was business as usual.  The lying left-wing media, most notably CNN and MSNBC, was still doing what it does best:  shilling for the Democrats and trying to piss on Trump’s parade.  CNN showed the rioters alongside a graphic that said, “The Inauguration of Donald Trump,” and “Protesters, Police Clash Blocks from Parade Route.”  The obvious and cheap attempt to conflate Trump with violence has fallen flat as everyone has seen with their own eyes which side always initiates the violence and vitriol.  One CNN talking head spoke of “civil disobedience,” clearly displaying, at once, not only his lack of journalistic integrity, but his ignorance of the meaning of the word “civil.”

Meanwhile, over at MSNBC, Rachel Maddow, Chris Matthews, and Brian Williams, still in the dark about the meaning of November’s election, denigrated large swaths of the American people and chortled about what they perceived to be Trump’s inability to manage the organization of the Republican convention or his own inaugural parade.  What they didn’t mention was that Trump swamped them at the polls.

Brian Williams huffed that the parade, which featured a small phalanx of tractors, was “part tractor pull”, a haughty and dismissive repudiation of the people who don’t lie about being shot at in combat, but instead roll up their sleeves and go to work every morning.  Matthews, as the Trump family walked onto the review stand, intoned that “They look like the Romanovs,” which spoken by anyone but an accredited left-wing loon would be deemed Russophobic and hateful by those exactly like Matthews.  I won’t give Matthews credit for being smart enough to make that reference as a nod to the  manufactured “Russian meddling” that Hillary and her bootlickers are using as their most recent excuse for her November ass-kicking.

Maddow continued her “Trump illegitimacy” campaign by noting that the new president is employing his son-in-law Jared Kushner as an adviser, in what Maddow perceives to be a violation of nepotism laws.  “Well he is a licensed real estate agent,” Maddow sneered in trying to malign Kushner’s lack of political experience.  She and her clueless ilk still don’t understand that political lifers are precisely the reason Trump won the election.  But the richest irony came from the fact that literally seconds before her Kushner smear, Maddow and her band of unmerry men were waxing rhapsodic about Democratic icon John Kennedy who—wait for it—hired his brother to be Attorney General!!

Ah, great days are ahead.  The country has been saved, at least for the moment, from the nasty, silence-the-opposition-at-any-cost Democrats, and the rest of us can look forward to four years of teeth-gnashing and caterwauling from Obama and Hillary’s dim-witted followers.  We, the people, have seized back the reins, and tonight the White House won’t be lit up in rainbow colors, but in the colors of the good ol’ Red, White, and Blue!

Obama–The Stink That Just Won’t Go Away

December 14, 2016

 

Like a turd circling the bowl, only far more odorous, President Obama is using his last vestige of relevance traipsing about the country trying to delegitimize Donald Trump’s election and getting his final kicks in on the country he has spent the last eight years criticizing and running into the ground.  This is the perfect bookend to the apology tour with which Obama opened his feckless presidency, and a fitting coda for a man whose strongest attributes were always his ability to whine, blame others, and make everything a racial issue.

Alas, even the most stubborn excrement is eventually washed off the back of the bowl, and that is precisely what is happening to Obama as he and his legacy are soon to be flushed, trounced at the polls and utterly repudiated by the people who, you know, actually work for a living.  That Trump is the one doing the flushing has the lame duck and his crybaby followers apoplectic.  It’s beautiful to watch!

Obama’s latest broadside against the people he is supposed to represent was on florid display during his interview with Trevor Noah on The Daily Show where our constituency-hating president intoned that the US has, “by no means overcome the legacies of slavery and Jim Crow and colonialism and racism.”  This comes as no surprise from a president who has spent his entire tenure fomenting division where there once was none, assailing law enforcement, and empowering racist hate groups like Black Lives Matter.

Obama, like most Democrats, is adept at pointing the finger everywhere but at himself, but the irony surely can’t be lost on anyone that five weeks after the election the progressive losers still aren’t able to figure out why they lost.  Obama and Noah, a couple of haughty navel-gazers, neither born in the US, spent the entire interview stroking their chins and dumping on the country kind enough to take them in, oblivious that we the people have tired of the left’s race-baiting, PC culture, and absolute intolerance toward any who don’t bray the party message.

But rest well, folks.  In 37 days, the pestilence that is Obama and the Democrats will be expunged from the Oval Office and, at last, our long national nightmare will be over.  And won’t it be nice to see someone running the country who, you know, actually likes the country and its people?

Whiners Gonna Whine

November 14, 2016

 

As the incessant whining from the left continues after Tuesday’s election, I took particular notice of John Oliver’s half-hour long screed against President-elect Donald Trump on the former’s eponymous Last Week Tonight.  A mere year and a half after he begged Trump to run for the presidency (because he and his ilk, in all their smugness, were CERTAIN he couldn’t win against that stalwart with nothing but a vagina and a bad pantsuit to recommend her)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk_QnKtBH8w,

he is now reduced to prattling about how evil and out of touch Trump and his followers are.

After how poorly he and the other media know-nothings assessed the mood of the country (our country, by the way, not yours, John), Oliver and his fellow crybabies continue to denigrate and malign the basket of deplorables who have finally had enough of the lies, condescension, and outright criminality of the “enlightened” left.

If a Brit were to hold a symposium on bad teeth, we would certainly all sit up and take notice, but beyond that, no one much cares what John Oliver has to say about anything anymore.  The liberal press and their sycophantic celebrity toadies have been exposed, through Wikileaks and Project Veritas, as backroom operators and manipulators, disseminators of all the lies and half-truths that are fit to print.  The New York Times, who long ago coughed up any semblance of integrity, has magnanimously acquiesced to, at long last after being utterly exposed, REPORT THE NEWS FAIRLY!!!  Imagine one of the top newspapers in the country having to relent to honest journalism.  Simply incredible, but I remain incredulous…I don’t think they can pull it off!

Oliver represents all the left-wing social justice warriors who, by tacit admission in his harangue, didn’t care a whit about the country but only wanted to showcase their liberal credentials by voting for the first woman as president (personally, I think the jury is still out as to whether that soulless viper is a woman–her rapist husband certainly doesn’t want to bang it).  Oliver rambles all the usual discourse from the left about Trump being a racist and being supported by the Ku Klux Klan, conveniently forgetting that Hillary regularly called Robert Byrd a mentor.  Byrd, of course, was a lifelong shitstain on US politics, serving for 57 years in Congress, campaigning against the 1964 Civil Rights Act, and delivering such warm, unifying statements like, “I shall never fight in the armed forces with a negro by my side … Rather I should die a thousand times, and see Old Glory trampled in the dirt never to rise again, than to see this beloved land of ours become degraded by race mongrels, a throwback to the blackest specimen from the wilds.”  And here is another shining moment from HRC’s hero:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnO6ai0Ktro

This cretin voted against Thurgood Marshall and Clarence Thomas as Supreme Court justices, but to Hillary, he was a voice of reason and edification-a man of “surpassing eloquence and nobility” by her own words upon the man’s death.

I must admit I couldn’t listen to the entire Oliver discourse, as I had a pressing engagement to watch paint dry, but I’m confident that Oliver ascribed to Trump all the qualities that Hillary has promulgated throughout her scandalous and mean-spirited traipse through public life.  Oliver, who like his erstwhile countrymen couldn’t see the presage of revolution in 1776 or mere months ago during the Brexit vote, now can babble forever to a dwindling audience which has grown tired and dismissive of the mendacious modus operandi of the left.

 

Like A Virgin?? Hardly!

October 20, 2016

So foul-mouthed slut and perennial skank Madonna has injected herself into this tawdry presidential election by announcing during a Madison Square Garden event that, “If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob.”  “And I’m good,” the 58-year old has-been continued, “I’m not a tool.  I take my time.”  Perhaps not enough time to do it right, however, as the slatternly strumpet has been unable to hold on to two husbands and has been ditched more times than a poor driver on icy roads.  Nevertheless, one can almost hear Hillary’s lecherous pedophile husband gleefully revving up the jet engines for the Garden at the prospect of a whore like Madonna entering the Clinton camp—“Stronger Together,” indeed.

Since Hillary long ago abdicated conjugal relations with Slick Willy to White House interns and underage girls, she no doubt welcomes someone as vile as she to service the withering, amoral ex-president.  This frees her to spend more time muff-diving Huma Abedin, who has her own hands full trying to distance herself from Anthony “Carlos Danger” Weiner, her repugnant ex-congressman husband who is currently trying to parry criminal charges for sexting underage girls (do you see a theme here?) with his infant child present.  They’re a real bunch of class acts these degenerate Democrats who have spent the last two weeks feigning indignation that Donald Trump engaged in locker room badinage eleven years ago during a private conversation.

But, alas, Slick Willy may be disappointed to discover that Democrats don’t keep their promises, so the infelicitously named Madonna may not be guzzling the ex-prez’s AIDS-infected jizz after all.  No word yet on if Michelle Obama has been shaken to her core.